Monthly Archives: September 2015

Comic Books

Batman: like always, I’m still reading my Batman. This run, with the sinister Mr Bloom, is very, very interesting. It’s been a while since any properly new Batman villains have emerged in the comics and I always like to see how they pan out. Bloom is freaking horrible. They’re doing some lovely stuff that’s kind of all based around identity now. If you haven’t picked up Batman before, now is the time to do it.

The Wicked + The Divine: this is once of my favourite independent comics of the last year. 12 gods, reborn, will only live for two years. So they decide to be rockstars. It’s a clever mixture of pop culture, fan identity and mythology that’s an emotional rollercoaster. It shows me the importance of proper research.

Saga: let’s not talk about Saga because it is crippling me.

Sex Criminals: not as weird as it sounds. Well… maybe. But not in that way. They rob banks to save libraries!!


Trigger Warning – Neil Gaiman: it’s no secret I love Gaiman. I’m going to do a proper post about it after I’ve read his Humble Bundle rarities. Trigger Warning is a fab collection of his short stories, all dark, all terrifying. And we finally get to find out what happened to the Marquis’ coat.

Witches Abroad – Terry Pratchett: I was slow on the Pratchett train, but I enjoy how he manages to mix humour, science and his own unique worldbuilding to create amazing narratives.


Three years ago, I wrote a blog post about editing in which I said I had no coping strategies for editing.

This post sets out to correct this.

Contrary to a belief my brain holds, no writing is perfect in the first draft. When it comes out of you, like some awful word-formed baby, it is small and weak and amazing but not real yet, just like real babies. It needs to be nurtured and pruned, and believe me, it’s the worst thing in the whole world.

I like to create. I don’t like to scab-pick.

So, with that in mind, here’s a friendly guide on how I get through editing.

Step One: Rest It

I try not to edit while I write, but sometimes that’s an inevitability. I’m in a pretty good habit of re-reading my previous work, checking it and moving on. But once the thing is finished, it needs to lie and rest. Like roast beef. There is absolutely no point in editing a thing that you’re word-blind to (word-blind: a condition which affects writers, in which they become so acclimatised to their writing they see no fault in it). Go back to it an a few months, or years. You’ll have the benefit of experience behind you, and you’ll have lost your unconditional love.

Step Two: Re-read, Delete

Once the resting period is over, be brutal. As Loki says,

Okay, maybe not everything. But a lot of things.

Lots of writing in a first draft is intended only for you, the writer. It’s what I term ‘scaffolding’. It has to be there, at first, to help the building keep its structure, but, it has to come down eventually (unless your building is York Minster). You have to find the scaffolding. Remember, the only thing that needs to stay is what is necessary for your reader to understand your story. Everything else is what I call bumf. Reduce the bumf. Get rid of tautological phrases, adverbs, and those irritating ‘said’ words.

No, really, trust me. It sounds like a lot. But obey Loki. It will look bare, but OBEY LOKI.

Also, pro-tip: use the handy ‘Track Changes’ function on your Word document thingy. That means that you can see your progress, but also if you make a mistake, you can get that writing back.

It should look like this.


And that’s okay. Because then we get to:

Step Three: Roll It In Glitter


The nice thing about editing (the only nice thing about editing) is you can put things back in. There will be points in your work where you see an opportunity to do some better description, or maybe some dialogue that bugs you and needs an extra 50 words. And, because you did what Loki said, that’s okay. JUST MAKE SURE IT ISN’T MORE SCAFFOLDING.

How do you tell if it’s scaffolding? Simple. Ask yourself: does the reader need to know this? Can the reader figure this out for themselves? If the answers are ‘not really’ and ‘yes’, get rid of it.

You can put adverbs back in, but sparingly, like chilli.

Remember: glitter is awesome in small amounts. Too much, and it’s camp and cheesy. Got it? Good.

Step Four: Re-read, Approve

Go back to the beginning, read the whole thing, carefully, and get rid of everything you hate, and tick tick tick everything you love. If you’ve tracked your changes, this is super satisfying.

Step Five: Rest It, Test It

Leave it be. Let someone else read it. Make sure it’s someone you trust and admire, and make sure it’s a mixture of writers and readers. Take their feedback and criticism. You don’t have to agree with everything, but remember you’re precious about what you’ve written. If you find yourself agreeing, even a little, it’s true. If you disagree, find the proof. Thank everyone for their feedback, even if you’re going to ignore it. And take notes on it.

Step Six: Print and Prod

Now, change the font and print it out. Grab yourself a bunch of different coloured pens and highlighters and lock yourself up with no distractions. Read, carefully, and do the following:

Green highlighter: love this

Red pen: delete this

Blue pen: notes for changes

Yellow highlighter: move this somewhere else

Always question yourself. If you have questions, your reader will, too. And be mean to yourself. If you’re mean to yourself, you learn. It will look something like this:

edit 2 edit 3 edit 4 edit 5 edit 6 edit

Step Seven: Re-read, Write-Up

Same as above. Read, re-write.


Sometimes, it’ll be forever until it’s ready. Sometimes, not so much. THE WHOLE TIME, YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF AND YOUR WRITING. Don’t give up.

And if necessary, remember:


Hands up if you’ve left your writing to die.

Me. Guilty as charged.

Whatever anyone else tells you, writing is difficult. It’s lonely and insular and complex (I assume like living at an Antarctic scientific installation). Whenever you tell people you write, they assume that you’re 100% creative 100% of the time, and bombard you with spur of the moment requests either in conversation or in writing.

I’m going to share a secret, guys. I am only good at writing. I can’t speak to humans in a meaningful and productive way, unless I’m totally prepared. I am not a creativity dispenser.

Which is why I guess my writing has died. This is more than writer’s block. This is all the more chronic. This is finding a hundred other things to do rather than writing. This is being so exhausted, you can’t put finger to keyboard. And suddenly, you haven’t written a word for two months and you’re wondering how you’re ever going to get back in there. You hate your characters, and you hate the plot, and you look back over everything you’ve written and wail, ‘I’m a talentless hack! Why am I doing this?’ and your finger hovers over the delete key because it would be way, way better than anything you’ve done up until now.

But there are ways to get around this. It takes time, and a bit of courage and creativity, but you can revive that cold corpse once more.

  1. Accept you have a life, and you’re busy. It’s so easy to feel guilty for being an adult. I mean, when I started writing at 12, I could bash out a novel in 6 months or less. And that’s because I didn’t have to cook, clean, go to work or pay my bills. I went straight from that to uni, where it was my job to write. Then, I went from that to Thailand, where I was hugely inspired. As soon as I started having a career, MIRACULOUSLY, my writing started to dry. My job is no 9-5. So when I come home at 8pm, after being at work for 13 hours, I don’t want to do anything else that is remotely taxing. And that’s okay. Writing should be enjoyable. Give yourself time to do it. Schedule time for it, like every other job you have to do in your week, and stick to it. Even if what you write is horrible. This is about flexing your muscle again, and getting rid of the atrophy.

2. Talk to other writers about what you think is wrong. If you explain your problem to someone else who is creative, in as much detail as you can bear, chances are they’ll be able to help you out. Their ideas might stink, or not work in practise, but it’s really good to try new things. One of the reasons writing dies is because you aren’t taking any risks, and you’ve got comfortable where you are. Remind yourself what it’s like to fail and fix. Sometimes, what will happen is the idea will come to YOU in conversation, and then you can try it out.

3. Write something new. Clean the canvas. I always find that if I embark on another project or short story, it gives me a little bit of confidence of edge that I lost, and I can go back to the other thing with fresh eyes. Write from another character’s point of view, or write a before and after, or do some automatic writing (writing for 5 minutes solid, without stopping or judging yourself). Better yet, get away from the keyboard and write by hand. I always think writing by hand makes you remember you have control over what you’re writing.

4. Go back to the drawing board. Get back into the nitty gritty. Go back to your planning. Re-read your notes. Do some research on how to catch rabbits in the winter or what kinds of wild food you can find when it’s snowing. Edit something else you’ve previously written and practise your craft. Something in there will rekindle your ideas.

5. Make it no pressure. Don’t have the document open all day, staring at it, waiting for it to murder you. Make this your time. Turn off the TV. Shut the door. Unhook the phone. Turn the internet off. Open a bottle of wine. Put your pyjamas on. Make it relaxed and fun. Even if you just write one paragraph you’re happy with, that’s more than you originally thought. Honestly, you don’t have to write every day if you can’t. But you should do something related to your writing every day, and it should be low pressure.

I hope that’s helpful for you, because it’s working for me. I’m writing my final novel in the Ash-Brides trilogy, and I’m super stuck – so I started writing from Garrick’s perspective. I like his voice, it’s fun – and I think I might include it in the novel, now. But it’s leading up to the super stuck bit, and I think with Garrick’s help, I might be able to get through this thing.

Everyone should always try to do something new with their writing from time to time. It’s good for you, I promise.

NEXT WEEK: Editing (again) and how I do the thing.